"This is a game plan Collingwood stole from The Beatles, we're stealing it back" - Lingy.

Geelong footy obsessed techno yob rockers C.R.Y.S.M. (Cats Rule You Stupid Melburnians) are back with a new album to celebrate their beloved Geelong Cats win in the 2009 Pre-Season NAB CUP Premiership titled C.R.Y.S.M. (Cats Rule You Shithouse Maggies).

After Hawthorn deprived them of something to sing about last year following the heights of 2007's '07 Heaven, C.R.Y.S.M. have bounced back with a rocking album featuring the following tracks;

'Oh Mooney Where Art Thou?' - With guest vocals from Exterminator's Tony Yu, a song about the questions and speculations as to the absence of forward Cameron Mooney during the NAB Cup.

'So Sad About Josh' - The bittersweet track about the season ending knee injury to long left footer Josh Hunt in the first quarter.
 
'Bloody Missed Again (Hawkins' Lament)' - "Poor Tom Hawkins couldn't take a trick that night", explained Otto, "But then again, neither did poor Ryan Gamble and Brad Ottens on their shots at goal".   

'Gone Selwood' - An ode to Joel Selwood who lifted the Cats after quarter time to win the Michael Tuck Medal in the Grand Final.

'Captain Scarlett And Dirty Harry' - A semi country & western ballad about defenders Matthew Scarlett and Harry Taylor.

'Gary! Gary! Hallelujah!' - A tribute to favourite son Gary Ablett Junior, featuring some thumping bass from Gaz.

'It's Raining, We're Purring', - A veiled commentary on Melbourne's Etihad Stadium's (Formerly Telstra Dome) decision to keep the roof open when it started raining. "Not that it mattered", said Scarlo, "We had the game won, and our wet weather specialists starring by then".

'Say Goodbye To Collingwood' - A classic dig at the team their beloved Cats destroyed in the Grand Final.  A live performance of the song will feature 3/4 Cat ripping the head of a live maggie. 

'C-R-Y-S-M' - The rock tribal anthem and title track that name checks Gary Ablett, Jimmy Bartel and Joel Corey in the outro. Set to be the new show closer in the forthcoming tour.

Though it may mainly appeal to followers of the Geelong Football Club, any hater of Collingwood would hope their Geelong supporting mates will get it.  

Personnel:
Scarlo - Vocals, Saxophone
Lingy - Vocals, Live Drums, Programming
Otto - Guitar, Vocals
Gaz - Bass, Guitar, Vocals
Stevo - Keyboards, Programming, Vocals
3/4 Cat - Mime Artist

Tony Yu - Guest vocals on 'Oh Mooney Where Art Thou?'.

( Georgie Porgie, Little Miss Muffet, Simple Simon, Jack And Jill. )